Fire your
marketing
agency.
Hire Chad.
Chad is a brutally smart AI teammate that lives in your Slack. He stalks competitors, ranks you on Google & ChatGPT, drafts the work, and ships beautiful reports — while your old agency is still scheduling the kickoff.
Same outcome. Nine fewer handoffs.
Every day, someone asks AI what you sell. And if you're not in the answer, the sale never started.
While InboxPlease waits for their agency to schedule a workshop, Warmy and Mailreach are being cited 200+ times a day. ChatGPT doesn't recommend the best product — it recommends the one it knows.
These are the exact gaps keeping InboxPlease out of ChatGPT's answer.
That's InboxPlease's number.
What's yours?
11 seconds. No sign-up. You get your GEO score, your biggest gap, and the first thing Chad would fix.
Not a dashboard.
A teammate.
Chad isn't another tab you forget to open. He's the marketing hire who happens to never sleep, never bills hourly, and never once says "let's circle back on that."
He lives in your Slack. He reads the market while you're in bed, forms opinions, and does the work before you've asked. You don't manage Chad. You just approve him — or argue, and lose.
I don't do standups. I do done.
Your competitor shipped during your offsite. I already responded.
You were paying £8k a month for this. Cute.
He works the hours
you don't.
Spotted a competitor quietly cut their starter price. Modeled what it does to your demand.
Wrote tomorrow's blog post. 1,400 words, in your founder's voice, sourced and linked.
Dropped your morning brief in #general — everything that moved overnight, in 30 seconds of reading.
You asked for a launch deck at 9:15. It was finished at 9:29.
Noticed ChatGPT stopped recommending you. Rewrote 6 pages so it starts again.
A rival launched. Chad shipped your response before their post hit 100 likes.
Reading 14 months of a new competitor's content. You're asleep.
You did none of this.
That's the entire point.
No logins. No briefing. No chasing. The work just appeared while you lived your life.
The longer you use Chad, the less you need to explain — he already knows your voice, your wins, and what works.
Eager intern
IQ-like 102- Knows your stack from your channels
- Reads 1 quarter of analytics
- Drafts in generic SaaS voice
- Asks lots of clarifying questions
Sharp newcomer
IQ-like 124- Has read 90 days of customer DMs
- Memorized your top 50 pages
- Voice matches your founder's tweets
- Predicts churn 11 days early
Senior teammate
IQ-like 148- Owns the editorial calendar
- Knows which competitor moves matter
- Drafts decks you'd actually ship
- Anticipates the launch checklist
The growth lead.
IQ-like 172- Calls the next reposition before you do
- Recognizes copy patterns by author
- Routes work to specialists in your team
- Has opinions. Disagrees with you. Wins.
What is GEO optimization?
GEO (Generative Engine Optimization) is the process of optimizing your website and content so that AI systems like ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews recommend and cite your business when users ask relevant questions. Unlike traditional SEO which targets Google rankings, GEO targets AI-generated answers.
How does Chad help SMEs rank on AI search?
Chad is an AI marketing teammate that lives in your Slack. It continuously monitors your GEO score across 4 AI search engines, tracks competitor moves, identifies content gaps, and ships optimized content — all without an agency retainer. Chad audits your AI citability, fixes schema markup, and rewrites content in the answer-first format that AI systems prefer to cite.
What integrations does Chad support?
Chad integrates natively with Slack as your primary interface. It pushes work directly to GitHub and Vercel. Reports are delivered in Slack, exported to PDF, or opened as live dashboards.
What is the difference between Chad and a marketing agency?
A marketing agency charges £3,000–£10,000/month on retainer, requires 3-month minimum contracts, and produces work at human speed. Chad is a fixed monthly subscription with no retainer, no minimum term, and delivers reports in 11 seconds. Chad works 24/7, cites every claim, and gets smarter about your business every day.
How quickly can Chad improve my GEO score?
Most clients see measurable GEO score improvements within the first 30 days. Chad starts with a comprehensive GEO audit covering AI citability, brand authority, content E-E-A-T, technical SEO, schema markup, and per-platform readiness across ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews.
How does
your site
look to Chad?
Drop your domain. Chad scans your GEO score, content posture, and competitor exposure in 11 seconds — then tells you the first thing he'd fix. The other three he saves for the walkthrough.