Fire your agency.
Hire Chad.
I watch your competitors, get you into ChatGPT, and ship the work. You just approve.
Not a dashboard.
A teammate.
Chad isn't another tab you forget to open. He's the marketing hire who never sleeps, never bills hourly, and never once says “let's circle back on that.” You don't manage Chad. You just approve him — or argue, and lose.
Knows what your competitors shipped last night
Pricing, launches, new pages, schema. Chad diffs their sites every night and tells you what it means for you.
Gets you named in ChatGPT's answers
Tracks where ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google AI Overviews cite you, and fixes the reasons they don't.
Ships the work, not a report about it
Page rewrites, blog posts, schema, decks. Pushed to GitHub and Vercel for you to approve, or dropped in Slack.
“I don't do standups. I do done.”
“Your competitor shipped during your offsite. I already responded.”
“You were paying £8k a month for this. Cute.”
— Chad, in your Slack
Every day, someone asks AI what you sell.
If you're not in the answer, the sale never started. ChatGPT doesn't recommend the best product. It recommends the one it knows.
Real audit: InboxPlease, an email warmup tool. Technical is solid. Brand is invisible.
- 1Warmy.io
- 2lemwarm
- 3Instantly.ai
- 4Mailreach
InboxPlease isn't in this answer.
- 1Warmy.io
- 2InboxPlease
- 3lemwarm
- 4Instantly.ai
18 author bylines, 23 Reddit threads, 12 YouTube tutorials, 8 comparison pages. Chad's 8-week roadmap.
Same outcome. Nine fewer handoffs.
A marketing agency
£3k–£10k / month · 3-month minimumFirst deliverable: 6–8 weeks.
Chad
Fixed monthly · cancel anytimeFirst report: 11 seconds.
He works the hours
you don't.
One real Tuesday. Zero meetings. You did none of this. That's the entire point.
Spotted a competitor quietly cut their starter price. Modelled what it does to your demand.
Wrote tomorrow's blog post. 1,400 words, in your founder's voice, sourced and linked.
Dropped your morning brief in #general. Everything that moved overnight, in 30 seconds of reading.
Noticed ChatGPT stopped recommending you. Rewrote 6 pages so it starts again.
A rival launched. Chad shipped your response before their post hit 100 likes.
The longer he works, the less you explain.
Eager intern
Knows your stack from your channels. Asks lots of clarifying questions.
Sharp newcomer
Has memorised your top 50 pages. Voice matches your founder's.
Senior teammate
Owns the editorial calendar. Knows which competitor moves matter.
Your growth lead
Calls the next reposition before you do. Has opinions. Disagrees with you. Wins.
Questions
GEO (Generative Engine Optimization) is the process of optimizing your website and content so that AI systems like ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews recommend and cite your business when users ask relevant questions. Unlike traditional SEO which targets Google rankings, GEO targets AI-generated answers.
Chad is an AI marketing teammate that lives in your Slack. It continuously monitors your GEO score across 4 AI search engines, tracks competitor moves, identifies content gaps, and ships optimized content — all without an agency retainer. Chad audits your AI citability, fixes schema markup, and rewrites content in the answer-first format that AI systems prefer to cite.
Chad integrates natively with Slack as your primary interface. It pushes work directly to GitHub and Vercel. Reports are delivered in Slack, exported to PDF, or opened as live dashboards.
A marketing agency charges £3,000–£10,000/month on retainer, requires 3-month minimum contracts, and produces work at human speed. Chad is a fixed monthly subscription with no retainer, no minimum term, and delivers reports in 11 seconds. Chad works 24/7, cites every claim, and gets smarter about your business every day.
Most clients see measurable GEO score improvements within the first 30 days. Chad starts with a comprehensive GEO audit covering AI citability, brand authority, content E-E-A-T, technical SEO, schema markup, and per-platform readiness across ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews.
How does your site look to Chad?
Drop your domain. In 11 seconds you get your GEO score, your biggest gap, and the first thing Chad would fix.