What Chad actually does

Everything your agency did.
Done brutally well.

He watches your market, does the work, reports what matters, and remembers how you like it done. All inside Slack.

4AI search engines tracked
11sAverage audit time
Slack · EmailWhere reports land
£0Agency retainer
01 · Watches

Knows who's winning, and why.

While you're guessing, three competitors are already cited in the answers your prospects are reading. Chad tracks them, and you, in the places that decide it.

  • Competitors scored on the same audit rubric as your site, every run
  • Rank checks across ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google AI Overviews
  • The gaps worth taking: keywords, citation sources, positioning nobody owns
# chadChad is working
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ChadAPP7:00 AM

Two things moved overnight. One matters.

03:40Warmy shipped FAQPage schema on /pricing. High impact. Your fix is drafted.
05:10Instantly is hiring 3 SEO roles. Expect a content push in about 8 weeks.
Who AI search cites for “best email warmup”You
ChatGPTWarmy · lemwarm · InstantlyNot cited
ClaudeWarmy · Instantly · lemwarm#8
PerplexityWarmy · lemwarm · Mailreach#11
Google AI OverviewsWarmy · InstantlyNot cited
# chad4 waiting for you
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ChadAPP9:14 AM

Drafts are ready. Approve and I'll ship them.

Page/vs/warmy · comparison page, 6 sections
BlogEmail warmup, explained · 1,800 words
EmailCold sequence · 4 emails
FixFAQPage schema on /pricing
Try it: press Approve.
02 · Does the work

He doesn't just suggest. He does it.

Everyone gives feedback. Chad writes the cold email, builds the comparison page, fixes the schema, and waits for you to say yes.

  • Drafts pages, posts, emails, ads and decks in your brand voice
  • You approve in Slack; he ships to GitHub and Vercel
  • Every draft versioned, with full history
03 · Reports

Reports your board will actually read.

Your board skips 47-slide decks. Chad's reports are tight, charted, and answer the question you actually asked.

  • On demand: 11 seconds from ask to answer
  • TL;DR up top, charts that explain themselves
  • Delivered in Slack or by email, in your brand colours
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ChadAPP4:30 PM

Your Q2 rank report is ready. Short version: we're losing the long tail, and it's fixable in 14 days.

Why we're losing the long tail8 pages · 7 charts · 11 recommendationsTL;DR · Who took it · Why · The 14-day fix
Open reportSend to board
04 · Remembers

He gets sharper every day.

By month 12, Chad doesn't ask what voice you want. He already knows your patterns, your wins, and the metrics that matter.

  • Learns your voice from what you approve and reject
  • Remembers each teammate's preferences
  • Your memory is yours: exportable, always
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ChadAPP10:02 AM

Drafted the launch post. Applied what I've learned from your edits:

VoiceShort sentences. Numbers first. No exclamation marks.
SaraNo passive voice (she rejected 3 drafts for it)
YouNever name competitors in ads

Questions

Chad crawls and scores your competitors using the same GEO audit rubric applied to your site — page count, review volume, schema completeness, and citation-surface presence. Each re-run surfaces new entrants and citation-share shifts, ranked by what actually correlates with getting cited by AI.

How does your site look to Chad?

Drop your domain. Chad scans your GEO score, content posture, and competitor exposure in 11 seconds — then tells you the first thing he'd fix. The other three he saves for the walkthrough.

Free scan, usually under a minute. No sign-up.