Chad in Slack

Chad in
30 seconds.

What Chad does in your Slack, in 30 seconds. Then a real customer's thread, with their actual numbers.

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  1. Running a business is a full-time job. Marketing shouldn't be a second one.
  2. Meet Chad: the AI marketing teammate that works for you.
  3. Ask in Slack. Chad finds the problem, drafts the fix, and ships it the moment you say yes. Then he reports back in plain English, every month.
  4. One client: up 143% on last year. Another: seven times more visitors from ChatGPT.
  5. See what Chad would fix first.
Real customer · InboxPlease

A real morning
with Chad.

InboxPlease runs Chad in their Slack. This is their #chad channel: the audit, who's beating them in AI search, and the fix Chad drafted, with their actual numbers.

InboxPlease's actual audit, start to finish. Scripted replay, real numbers.Real customer data
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The animation above replays one morning in InboxPlease's #chad channel. Chad audits the site, names who AI search cites instead, proposes the fix, and sends it when told to. Every line of it is below.

  1. Chad: ran inboxplease.com through the audit. GEO score: 46/100. you're invisible on AI search for every high-intent query in your category.
  2. Chad:
    GEO audit scorecard for inboxplease.com — 46/100 overall · Tier: Needs Work
    • AI Citability: 45/100
    • Brand Authority: 0/100
    • Technical SEO: 78/100
  3. InboxPlease: who's beating us?
  4. Chad: Warmy.io. $8.4M ARR. they're on Reddit, YouTube, LinkedIn, everywhere. AI cites them first because they exist outside their own website. you don't. that's the entire gap.
  5. InboxPlease: what's the fix?
  6. Chad:
    Recommended action — Top Fix: Technical SEO Foundation — Est. improvement: 46 → 65 in 30 days
    1. Add llms.txt file (ChatGPT content prioritization)
    2. Implement SoftwareApplication schema markup
    3. Add author attribution to all content
    4. Create team page with credentials
    Expected impact: AI Citability: 45 → 70 · Brand Authority: 0 → 35 · Overall: +19 points
    Timeline: 2-4 hours dev work · no dependencies · ships today
  7. InboxPlease: send. you're a menace.
  8. Chad: I know. ❤️

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