Cheaper than your agency.
Better than your marketing hire.
Every client starts with a human.
It begins with a 30-minute setup call. Chad shows up in your Slack after a human says yes.
Walkthrough
30 minutes. With a human. Chad does most of the talking.
Audit
Chad scans your domain, finds the gaps, drafts the plan.
Decide together
Fixed monthly. No surprise invoices. No retainers. No exit fees.
What you're actually replacing.
Start with the full audit.
One-off, no subscription. Run the free scan, and the full audit unlocks straight after.
- 100 pages, full site crawl
- Test if AI cites you for real customer searches
- Competitors' full issue breakdown, not just the score
- Keyword gaps with real search volume
- Ranked action plan, ready to hand to a dev
FAQ with attitude.
No, and he's offended you asked. Chad runs on a stack of specialized models with a memory built around your business: your site, your competitors, your voice. ChatGPT doesn't know your competitors shipped a pricing page on Tuesday. Chad does.
You send them a polite email. Chad covers the audits, briefs, drafts and reporting they were billing you for, and he doesn't need a kickoff workshop to start.
No. He makes them dangerous. Your marketer stops writing briefs and chasing reports and starts approving work and making the calls that need a human.
He cites every claim with the source he saw it on. If there's no link, it doesn't go in the brief. You can check his homework on every line.
You can. He'll still be Chad on the inside.
Your data trains your Chad, not anyone else's. It stays in your workspace, and you can export or delete his memory whenever you want.
There's a human in the loop. Every client is onboarded by a person, starting with a 30-minute call, before Chad joins your Slack.
Then Chad has done his job. There's no minimum term and no exit fee, and you keep everything he shipped.
Fixed monthly and cancellable. We'll go through the terms on the walkthrough so there are no surprises.
How does your site look to Chad?
Drop your domain. Chad scans your GEO score, content posture, and competitor exposure in 11 seconds — then tells you the first thing he'd fix. The other three he saves for the walkthrough.