Cheaper than
your agency. Better than
your marketing hire.

Tell them you're 'going in-house.' That's technically true — Chad lives in your Slack. Most teams keep one specialized partner (a designer, a PR firm) and let everyone else go. Chad's already drafted the cancellation email.

Not on day one. Your hire gets 5× more strategic, ships 10× more, and stops doing the slop work. Most operators keep their lead and let Chad eat the IC layer. After 6 months some kill the function entirely. Your call.

He cites his sources on every claim. Every. Single. One. You can click the receipt. False positive rate is currently 0.3%. If he's wrong, he learns. If he's right and you ignore him, that's on you.

11% of customers do. He'll respond to 'Brad', 'Chadwick', 'The Asset', and one team that calls him 'Doris'. Internally he's still Chad. He prefers it.

On your data, for you only. We don't pool. We don't sell. We don't train shared models on your stuff. SOC 2 Type II, ISO 27001, GDPR. The legal page is short because there's nothing to hide.

You have to actually approve the work. Chad ships nothing without you. Plenty of trials lapse because teams don't open Slack for two weeks and the queue piles up. Chad is a teammate, not a vending machine. Show up.

Then Chad goes with you. Memory exports, brand voice exports, every draft, every report — your data is yours. We've never had a customer leave for capability reasons. Pricing yes, capability no.

60-day full refund if Chad doesn't ship value. We won't ask why. We will ask Chad to write the cancellation message — he insists on closing the loop himself.