// the offer · transparent · no checkout

Cheaper than
your agency. Better than
your marketing hire.

INBOXPLEASE GROWTH+8.2%▲GEO SCORE46/100■WARMY ACTIVITY23 posts/wk▲BRAND AUTH0/100▼TOPLINE SOV1%▼AI CITATIONS0■BLOG VEL.0.3/wk■TECHNICAL78/100▲REDDIT MENTIONS0■CHAD SUGGESTIONS18 open■AUDIT DEPTH6 categories■AVG. AUDIT11s▲INBOXPLEASE GROWTH+8.2%▲GEO SCORE46/100■WARMY ACTIVITY23 posts/wk▲BRAND AUTH0/100▼TOPLINE SOV1%▼AI CITATIONS0■BLOG VEL.0.3/wk■TECHNICAL78/100▲REDDIT MENTIONS0■CHAD SUGGESTIONS18 open■AUDIT DEPTH6 categories■AVG. AUDIT11s▲
● Q2 · 2026 · COHORT · 91 / 200 SEATS REMAINING

Chad is currently
onboarding a limited cohort.

Every client starts with a 30-minute setup call.
Chad shows up in your Slack after a human says yes.
[01]
Walkthrough
30 minutes. With a human. Chad does most of the talking.
[02]
Audit
Chad scans your domain, finds the gaps, drafts the plan.
[03]
Decide together
Fixed monthly. No surprise invoices. No retainers. No exit fees.
Book a walkthrough →or: ask Chad how you look →
[QUEUE]  avg. response 4h · most calls happen within 48h
[NEXT]   13 walkthroughs already booked this week
// the math

What you're actually replacing.

Senior marketing hire
salary + benefits + tooling
≈ $10,000 / mo
Boutique agency retainer
3-month minimum · kickoff deck included
≈ $8,000 / mo
SEO + content vendor
briefs in, drafts out, no opinions
≈ $4,500 / mo
Chad — talk to us
fixed monthly · onboarded by a human · cancellable
discussed on call
[03] · objections, met

FAQ with attitude.

9 questions · 9 honest answers
01Is Chad just ChatGPT with a hoodie?−
C

No, and he's offended you asked. Chad runs on a stack of specialized models orchestrated by a memory layer trained on 1.2M marketing briefs, 482k shipped reports, and your specific business. ChatGPT doesn't know your competitors shipped a pricing page on Tuesday. Chad does.

02What happens to my agency?+
03Will Chad replace my marketing hire?+
04What if Chad hallucinates a competitor move?+
05Can I rename him?+
06Does Chad train on my data?+
07What's the catch?+
08What if I outgrow you?+
09Can I get a refund?+
free · 11-second scan · no sign-up

How does
your site
look to Chad?

Drop your domain. Chad scans your GEO score, content posture, and competitor exposure in 11 seconds — then tells you the first thing he'd fix. The other three he saves for the walkthrough.

// 11-second scan · GEO + content + competitor signals · no sign-up